Zósite Kónstyte Styles

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Zósite Kónstyte Styles
Biographical Information
Homeworld:

Moonlightshadow

Date of Birth:

10/19/14 BBY

Physical Description
Species:

Human

Gender:

Male

Hair Colour:

Brown

Eye Colour:

Dark Brown

Height:

175 cms.

Social Information
Combat Information
Career Information
Affiliation(s):
  • Emperor's Hammer * TIE Corps

ship = TIE Fighter "Aredhel's Spitfire Flying Demon"

Position(s):

Strategic Operations Officer

Rank(s):

Rear Admiral

TIE Corps Record:

12450




"There's good. And there's evil. And it's the Order what make us capable of differentiate between them. So, don't bother me judging my actions; if they're good or evil. I'm above both. I serve that ORDER."


Rear Admiral Zósite Kónstyte Styles is the current Strategic Operations Officer the TIE Corps. He has been on this position since January 2014.

He is a former Commander of Cyclone Squadron, Tempest Squadron, and Delta Squadron. He is also a former IWATS Professor of [MP/2], [AMP] and [XML] Courses, Combat Operations Officer Assistant and Tactical Surveyor for the Tactical Officer not to mention the worst nightmare the EH Fleet has ever have to withstand, mainly because he's... CRAZY, beyond all hopes. But better to go one step at a time for the sakes of your minds...

First let's learn some old facts about The Beast™ in order to better understand how did it come to this...



Biography ("The NUTS Lord")

  • Date of Birth: 10/19/14 BBY
  • Place of Birth: Dark Diamond City (Moonlightshadow System)
  • Marital Status: Married
  • Family:
Father: Rathmmír Kónstyte, Former Lord of Moonlightshadow (dead).
Mother: Vickë Styles, Former Lady of Moonlightshadow (dead).
Wife: Aredhel Elenna Kalemmírë, Lady of Moonlightshadow (alive... Behold!!!).


  • Former Occupations:
    • Bounty Hunter (as the half of the Fleet).
    • Smuggler (potatoes and booze most of the time).
    • Pirate (from those few that survived the Galactic Empire and Rebel Alliance cleanings).
    • Scientist (brilliant science-man indeed, specialized on Astrophysics and Maths Theories... He was fired after blowing up an entire continent on one of his experiments).
    • Starfighter Technician (Unshielded starfighters mostly).
    • Fisherman (he was ordered to do so by The New Republic Sanity Commission in an attempt to regain his sanity with calm and relax. They suspended the therapy after finding him fishing corpses and other nasties on Tatooine, at Sarlacc's Pit).
    • Shoe-maker. (He needed the job. Period).
    • Classified Profession I. (Evil).
    • Classified Profession II. (Plain Mean).
    • Classified Profession III. (Could it be even worse? IT CAN).
    • TIE Corps stuff:
      • Cyclone Flight Member (1-4).
      • Cyclone Flight II Leader (2-1).
      • Cyclone Commander (1-1).
      • Cyclone Flight Member (3-2).
      • Cyclone Flight III Leader (3-1).
      • Tempest Commander (1-1).
      • Delta Commander (1-1).
      • Delta Flight III Leader (3-1).
      • Gamma Flight Member (3-2).
      • Strategic Operations Officer
  • Hobbies:
    • Piloting quick and unshielded starfighters.
    • Piloting almost everything with the sole condition of not being designed to be piloted.
    • Vaping Rebels.
    • Vaping Anarchists.
    • Vaping everybody else.
    • Crushing starfighters in ISD Challenge's Hangar.
    • Tossing heavy rockets to innocent and defenseless ejected pilots.
    • Plotting and plotting to regain his former throne.
    • Enslavering defenseless alien races.
    • Making booze, developing even new recipes.
    • Repeated attempts to kill his former Squadron Commander burying him under a mountain of BSFs.
    • Repeated attempts to kill his current Wing Commander exactly the same way.
    • Causing overall havoc within his Wing communication system.
    • Being NUTS and trying to make everybody else to follow his example.
    • To drink.
    • To drink some more.
    • To go floor...
    • To get lost into vacuum and then return against all logic, not to mention against all hopes.


  • Phobias and Allergies:
    • Aredhel Elenna Kalemmírë.
    • Crappypilotphobia (as High Admiral Frodo March. Look at his INPR for more info about).
    • Rebel Starfighters.
    • Anarchists so far.
    • Some moderate to severe photophobia.
    • Odd Racoons who came in and...
    • To stay sober.
    • Xgmx.


  • Tragedies: Let's try to be serious, ok? He is THE tragedy...


Let there be Disaster...


Born in the Moonlightshadow System as the only son of the local Lord, thus being also the heir of the title. Not to mention his family was but VERY wealthy so his childhood was typical for a stupid sn00b kid. Here must be said that he took part on most of his planet civil wars piloting local starfighters. Moonlightshadow's starfighters are well known for being quick-as-hell and weak as butter, so perhaps this is the reason which can explain that Zósite's most preferred starfighters are the TIE Interceptor and the A-9. He somewhat managed to survive long enough to be ellegible for his father title. Now comes the funny thing... He was engaged while he was still a kid, as it's usual on his system. Aredhel was her name and Zósite thought the luck was on his part because the beauty and intelligence were on her. She was also an amazing pilot but even a more excellent poilitician and vizier. Three months of happyness, that was all... They started arguing with each other to the point that they couldn't be on the same room for more than 2 minutes before it being declared catastrophic zone, although they were compelled to maintain the image of an excellent matrimony for the sake of the "Lord-Lady" throne. And then, one day as any other else, Zósite's parents died due to some problems dealing with a Dreadnaught which crushed into their Summer Palace. The Dreadnaught's Captain, only known as Cpt. Annele, fleed before he could be mutila... err... processed according to local laws. So Zósite was now Lord of Moonlightshadow as well as Aredhel was the Lady. But things became even worse... After some time it became more and more obvious that the beloved Lord was following the path of crazyness with an alarming haste; he was seen piloting strange things that he used to equip with engines one way or another as local fauna and all assortments of things that weren't actually designed to fly except if being thrown. He also used to write articles for some local newspapers, thus causing overall insanity among his subdits. So the Lady of Moonlightshadow thought her time had come and declared his husband "Officially NUTS" thus ordering him to be secluded in a high-security prison. So it was written, so it was done. But in the end Aredhel became a much more cruel tyrant than his (only mad) husband. Anyway she managed to keep untouched the loyalty of her great Army so there was nothing to do against her.


And then came the day when an Imperial Corvette crushed upon that prison mentioned above and permitted Zósite, who was amazed about the irony of his destiny, to flee. As everybody should have noticed already it's dangerous to fly over Moonlightshadow due to some electromagnetic mania of the very planet's atmosphere to attract ships to its surface. He took passage on a shuttle which quickly departed from the planet carrying a complete shipment of parrots which accompanied poor Zósite all the trip, contributing to his already damaged mind.


Not to mention that Zósite always remembered the kind gesture by the nice Galactic Empire for freeing the true Lord of his reign... Yes, he STILL thinks that the Corvette was there just to do that... (*sigh*)


As if it wouldn't be enough...


After wandering the entire Galaxy as Bounty Hunter, Smuggler, plain Pirate, Scientist, starfighter technician, fisherman and shoe-maker among other classified (for the sake of loyal Imperial crew's sanity) things, he signed for The Emperor's Hammer, looking for an opportunity to return to his home with a vengeance and a divorce form on fire. Soon, his skills as an uber pilot showed up and he obtained his Imperial Flight Certification (which lost two days after when he thought it was some kind of taxes request striking again). He also spent much time in the IWATS learning all which was able for him to learn. He was finally assigned to ISD Challenge where he serves nowadays within the ranks of Cyclone Squadron as Flight III Leader, looking forward to HIS DAY.



The Emperor's Hammer TIE Corps ("The Fleet meets its DOOM")

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A man of very clear ideas
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Old Cyclone patch by Zós

And about his TIE Corps career... well, first some crazy dude should have lost Zósite's personal biography since he was appointed as COOA and PROF. Obviously this can only mean doom for everybody else; yes, he can be excellent when piloting for the mayhem, but sometimes he also thinks that the best way for his lasers to reach the enemy is to vape first everything that crosses on their way, as other Flight Members. As if it wouldn't be enough, later he made his way to the Tactical Office and blackmailed the TAC to appoint him also as TCS menace of having him flying the Mission Compendium TWICE on a yearly basis. Then LC Kadon Beir, former Cyclone CMDR, appointed him as Flight II Leader... poor guy... few months after that Zósite himself was appointed Cyclone CMDR and LC Beir stepped down after been found guilty of some kamikaze attacks against Wing X Cantina featuring explosives and trying to lure everyone around into madness using some 60's Song Hits on his reports.


Then he drove his Squadron to the prestigious position of "TCCOM's Own" in "Raise the Flag 2007"... Sincerely, if the Flight Officer wanted to die so badly there are better, less painful and frustrating ways than some heavy rocket-surprise coming up your six.


After some time someone up there obviously even worse than him awarded the NUTS CMDR The Gold Star of the Empire!! So this is how pays to remain there for over a year providing the whole Fleet with reasons enough to build a brand new Death Star only to enclose everybody there later and blow it up on purpose...


And then something horrible happened!! Returning from a mission on The Outer Rim the ISD Challenge jumped into hyperspace! Oh well... it wouldn't have been so horrible if not for the fact that Zósite was still working at his office *OUTSIDE* the ship when it happened. Actually many high-ranking officers within 'The Chal' say that this curious event was rather a LUCKY one and some of them even claim to have ordered it exactly that way on purpose...

About 6 months passed and just when everybody onboard the Challenge have almost managed to get their lives and sanity back... someone knocked at one of the Challenge's maintenance airlocks. And there was Zósite again carrying his desk and chair at his back.

- But Zós!! What happened?! How the hell... we mean, how on earth did you manage to survive out there? We thought we were already free of... of our sorrow and you come back after so a long time!
- ...
- Sooo?
- So what? And what time are you talking about? I was just finishing my last paperwork when I saw the Chal returning from a hyperjump I didn't notice, so I just came around and knocked at the door, as usual. By the way, has anybody seen my chalquilla jar? I left it on the bridge when I went out and...


Zósite's 'Flying Office'


In the end, Zósite returned to his beloved Cyclone, now commanded by Captain Vertigo, his former Flight Leader (a Squadron with no CMDR for 2 months is not exactly their idea of an inspiring sight), but now as Flight Leader of its Flight III, "The Gale Providers". And hell followed...


TIE Corps Historic Record ("How did it come to this?")

DATE
TIME HELD
POSITION
11/2/2006
N/A
TRN/CT Zósite Kónstyte Styles/Alpha Company/PLT Daedalus
11/2/2006
13 days
TRN/CT Zosite Konstyte Styles/Alpha Company/PLT Daedalus
11/15/2006
8 days
FM/SL Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 1-4/Wing X/ISD Challenge
11/23/2006
2 months
FM/LT Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 1-4/Wing X/ISD Challenge
1/24/2007
N/A
FM/LCM Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 1-4/Wing X/ISD Challenge
1/24/2007
1 month
FL/LCM Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 2-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
2/17/2007
1 month
FL-PROF/LCM Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 2-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
3/3/2007
1 month
FL-COOA-PROF/LCM Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 2-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
4/29/2007
2 months
FL-COOA-PROF/CM Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 2-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
6/8/2007
1 month
FL-COOA-TCS-PROF/CM Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 2-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
7/1/2007
1 month
CMDR-COOA-TCS-PROF/CM Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge
8/8/2007
3 months
CMDR-COOA-TCS-PROF/CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge
11/6/2007
4 months
CMDR-COOA-TCS-PROF/MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge
3/2/2008
21 days
CMDR-COOA-PROF/MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge
3/23/2008
5 months
FM-COOA-PROF/MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 3-2/Wing X/ISD Challenge
8/6/2008
4 days
FM-COOA-TCS-PROF/MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 3-2/Wing X/ISD Challenge
8/10/2008
1 month
FL-COOA-TCS-PROF/MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone 3-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge


TIE Corps Combat Record ("You DON'T want to go through...")

FCHG rank: Gladiator [GLDR], with 5540 FCHG points

Combat rating:: Jedi 4th, with 506 points (why Jedi and not Sith is beyond me... :P)

Battles completed: 604

Missions flown: 3,901!

High scores: 33 battles, 204 missions


But this is just a resume. You shouldn't see it in full for the sakes of your mind but if you decide to go against any common sense HERE you are!


TIE Corps Medals and Uniform ("Did anyone say SHINIES?!! :D----")

Well, when we asked Zósite about his TC medals in order to put them here for the sakes of his own vanity and pride his answer was just an ominous grin quickly followed by and adv. concussion surprise he launched from under his duty tunic all of a sudden! We won't go in how that ended; enough to say it involved surprised faces, screams of terror, screams of pain and a fancy cloud of smoke...

Actually the only medal he allowed us to use here was the only Gold Star of The Empire he has ever been awarded along with its reccomendation. He said it's by far the medal he always has been more proud of. Even more than the Order of the Vanguard, go figure...


From the TIE Corps Commander: For over a year, Major Zosite has engaged in work for a number of different areas in the fleet. Most importantly is to emphasize his work as a Combat Operations Officer Assistant, helping the COO with many of his duties, like filling in for meetings, providing the members with many Multiplayer events, regular reports of MP events, promoting MP activity and representing the Emperor's Hammer in inter-club MP competitions. For the TAC office, MAJ Zosite has been working as a Tactical Surveyor, having a key role in the release of many of the new battles by the TAC in the last months. For the TO, Zosite has been working as a Professor of the Multiplayer courses, which he redesigned. He is one excellent professor, who actually spend time teaching his students, and not just providing them with grades. Many pilots have engaged MP activity because of this. And finally, for the Flight Office, MAJ Zosite plays a very important role of boosting morale throughout the fleet, which has the dying need of new heroes and legends. He also constantly assists the fleet as a whole by training new members, before AND after they have joined the ranks, on the art of being a loyal, honored, humble, respectable and active member, for the glory of the Emperor's Hammer. For all the above, I am confident that MAJ Zosite has earned the honor of carrying the Gold Star of the Empire in his chest! Congratulations, Major!

Recommended by Fleet Admiral Daniel Bonini


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Zósite K.S. uniform
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The 'other' Zósite K.S. uniform


And here at the left you have the current Zósite K.S. uniform for all of you to worship and admire. Do it quick now that he's not inside! As you can see it has the new Cyclone patch created by Vertigo, Cyclone CMDR right after Zósite (and in our humble opinion much more cool although we'll negate to have said this if the NUTS dude is around).

On the other hand, here at the right you have another uniform. It's from the time when Zósite was still Captain and CMDR, and it features a series of interesting add-ons his uppers considered mandatory to use in order to have the guy under control...







Farewell and Salutations! ^_^

The Chal's way of performing!!

So that's it. We can only guess what further tragedies and sanity damage such a pilot (because don't fool yourselves, Zósite is basically a pilot and nothing else. The Admiralty scares him badly and if he ever climbs there somebody is going to regret it for sure!) can still provide to the mighty Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet within the TIE Corps. But we're sure about something: he will be there, against all odds, hopes or even guilty pleas to God himself to be secured against him. The NUTS way of performing, IWATS Course he might even create one of these days if the TO takes a *GREAT* LoA and there's nobody left to stop him, will show him the true path...


And flew it myyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!


DISCLAIMER by Zósite himself


If this wiki entry made by myself ever comes outdated, destroyed, rewritten in some stupid way, burnt, drown, vaped, merciless slapped by a trout or screwed in any way it's but very prolly it will be MY fault. And face it: maybe I'll just fix the outdating anyway. Period.

This wiki entry doesn't belong to LucasArts®. This wiki entry has nothing to do with LucasArts®. Hell! Not even me knows very well what LucasArts® actually is but it smells like taking over the world or something. And if you find here anything you could think as related to LucasArts® or Industrial Light & Magic® it's either bad luck or you're a paranoid ^_^u

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Dr. Zós broadcasting bollocks



Preceded by
T'van Oris
Cyclone Flight II Leader
Jan 2007-Jul 2007
Succeeded by
Kadon Beir
Preceded by
Kadon Beir
Cyclone Commander
Jul 2007-Mar 2008
Succeeded by
Vertigo
Preceded by
Brian Klem
Cyclone Flight III Leader
Aug 2008-Oct 2008
Succeeded by
TBD
Preceded by
TBD
Cyclone Commander
Oct 2008-Jan 2009
Succeeded by
TBD
Preceded by
TBD
Tempest Commander
Jan 2009-Aug 2009
Succeeded by
TBD
Preceded by
TBD
Delta Commander
Aug 2009-Nov 2009
Succeeded by
TBD
Preceded by
Jarek La'an
Strategic Operations Officer
Jan 2014-Present
Succeeded by
None