JoeyC
- "He was the worst starfighter pilot in the galaxy... and a good friend"
- — Pickled Yoda
- "Joey, one day I'm not going to be here, and when I get back you won't be here"
- — Khadgar
JoeyC is a former pilot of the TIE Corps, former Communications Officer of the Emperor's Hammer and eternal High Monk of the Grey Wolf Secret Order of Monks.
He served variously in Valkyrie, Asp, Odin and Test Squadrons. In addition,
Early Life[edit]
His enlistment form had his initial name as Daala, which he blamed on there being only 30 seconds left in his computer class and the teacher being 'hot'.
Rise[edit]
Joey rose from Sub-Lieutenant to Commander as a member of Valkyrie Squadron on the ISD Grey Wolf. It was here that his life changed forever with the founding of the Valkyrie Secret Order of Monks, which quickly expanded to the entire Grey Wolf. He then widened his ambitions to a broader audience, becoming the commander of Asp Squadron on the ISD Intrepid, where he reached the rank of Captain.
Before long, he returned to the Grey Wolf, this time in Odin Squadron - first as a regular pilot, then as a commander who lead them to a commendable second place in ASF Supremacy Competition VI.
Joey was then plucked out of relative obscurity to become the Communications Officer. He had a commendable run of 10 months, during which time he established an improved system for awarding the Medal of Communication.
After a brief hiatus, Joey returned once more to Valkyrie Squadron when it was recommissioned as a vehicle for the unofficial Trainer Squadron to 'reclaim the fun'. He was part of their dominant ASF Supremacy Competition VIII victory.
Later, Joey became the Commodore of the Grey Wolf for 6 days before being expelled as part of the Imperial Dominion rebellion.
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Name: Joey
Current Assignment: High Monk of the Grey Wolf Secret Order of Monks, Full-Time Star Destroyer Cleaner
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Date of Birth: Records of birth were destroyed by unruly women
Place of Birth: The place that people walk quickly past and scoff at
Marital Status: Single
Family: Records of any family were lost, as those people were too horror-stricken to have any relations with Joey, hence burning their house, their clothes, and eventually their outer skin.
Social Status: Nobility
Quote: 'ALRIGHTY THEN!"
Significant Events of Childhood and Adolescence: Had a normal child-hood wearing his mothers fancy clothes until he entered the Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet, where he found a more readily available womens clothing supply.
Significant Events of Adulthood: Whilst sitting in a jail cell, charged with genocide of a large colony of fungus, Joey was contacted by a large moth, which told him to gather three other reprobates and form a secret cult called the Grey Wolf Secret Order of Monks. Participated in "Khadgar Prank via Motti" Led the 'WingXIV Invasion"
Alignment and Attitude: Is a stout leader of GWSOoM, regularly sending those above CMDR to the medics suffering from ulcers. Is also aligned 40 degrees to the left.
Former Occupations: Sanity
Hobbies: Hobbies include: =====CENSORED BY INTEL=====
Tragedies: Golden cow was vented into space, prodding GWSOoM to launch "Operation Ghost-scarer"
Phobias and Allergies: Sanity and certain types of clothing
Personal View of the Empire and EH: The Empire provides Joey with a large supply of clothing and Flags, both of which are used to great amounts in GWSOoM operations. The Emperor's Hammer provides Joey with free food, clothing, shelter and a fighter, all of which Joey throws back in their faces with GWSOoM operations.
Reason for enlisting in the EH:
- Ran out of kinky clothing
- The strange desire to prank people
- Food
- Being evicted by family
- Attemped assasination by family
- Mother-in-law, getting away from
Other Comments: 'GWSOoM - Where normal people are beaten to a pulp and returned without a receipt'
| Preceded by Turtle Jerrar |
Communications Officer Dec 2004-Sept 2005 |
Succeeded by Jarek La'an |
