The Infiltrator

Submitted by CM Drummer "the Gunner" Nate

Ingredients

• Blue Curacao Syrup – 40 ml
• Fresh Lemon Juice – 1/2 tablespoon
• Simple Sugar Syrup – 1.5 tablespoon or as per your taste
• Lemonade – 200 ml – You can use sprite or 7Up.
• Soda – 60 ml
• Lemon wedges for garnishing (Optional)
• Chalquila - 1 oz shot

Description

What appears to be a harmless Non-Alcoholic Mocktail is actually one of the most harmful drinks across the galaxy. Much like the best infiltrator unit, Eagle Squadron, the drink sneaks into you body and stays on the down-low. After this first drink, you feel like you want another. This process happens about 3 or 4 times before you realize something is off. And that's where we at Eagle squadron ask you use your imagination to figure out what happens after the 4th drink.

Disclaimer

We at Eagle Squadron are not responsible for any of the following outcomes:

• Waking up in space
• Waking up in Silwar's office
• Waking up and realizing you turned into an Eagle
• Waking up and realizing you turned into an X-wing with Eagle wings
• Waking up and realizing you turned into a magic unicorn
• Suddenly feeling the urge to fly an X-wing
• Suddenly speaking in an Aussie accent
• Suddenly speaking in a Canadian accent
• Sparkly blue vomit
• Rainbow Vomit
• And many more.

"if you feel the need to sue, you can kiss our shiny metal x-wing asses in court"